Black pregnancy test:

Insert a piece of fried chicken into vagina and remove after 30 seconds

If eaten, there’s a little nigga in there

Anonymous asked: you're not funny

Anonymous asked: whats the farthest youve gone with a girl?

i went to the bahamas with my mom once

Anonymous asked: You. My penis wants it

my mom just asked me if i’m on drugs

moving to canada cuz yolo

Anonymous asked: have you ever kissed a girl?

ya