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Black pregnancy test:

Insert a piece of fried chicken into vagina and remove after 30 seconds

If eaten, there’s a little nigga in there


Anonymous asked: you're not funny


Anonymous asked: whats the farthest youve gone with a girl?

i went to the bahamas with my mom once


Anonymous asked: You. My penis wants it


my mom just asked me if i’m on drugs


moving to canada cuz yolo


Anonymous asked: have you ever kissed a girl?

ya